I just don't get it... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Reviews

Another one of those movies that I see all these geeks come in and see. Thought I'd try and see what the hype was all about. First of all, I just like to hear all these Brits say it. Harry Potter = Hey Paultah. It's funny. This movie is so friggin goddang stupid. It's about this dork who can do magic acts and what not. Kids may or may not like it. I sure as heck don't. The Potter kid is an overly geeky over actor. The story is just plain childish and *****ty, and any adult that would adopt this as good, should go back to pre-school. The effects are cheesy, I've seen better script and direction on Sesame Street Than this god awful piece of crap. Hey just my opinion - The $300 million worth of dorks and losers that paid to see this absolutely god awful piece of dog ***** wrapped up in pig vomit would disagree, but this movie in my opinion sucks horse balls and Harry Pooter and this new age dork movement in movies can eat ***** and ***** dead bears, die of gonorrhea and rot in hell because of them I have to sit through two sequels worth of beatnik pacifist ***** until finally....... Finally it's all over. Stay tuned for my rivoting review on Harry Pooter and the Prisoner of Kazhakastan and all the wizards of Oz.